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Schoolies Week

Schoolies Week

In Hell it’s always

Schoolies Week

I was waiting at the Pearly Gates

But the angels said «It's members only, mate»

St Peter was shepherding in the meek

But all he said to me was «Schoolies Week.»

Lucifer’s got issues with paradise

So he blocked the view with miles of high-rise

Car yards as far as the eye can see

And a million teens who think they’re free

Schoolies Week

Schoolies Week

In Hell it’s always

Schoolies Week

Devil don’t need fire and brimstone

His place is full of kids with mobile phones

You still get weeping and gnashing teeth

But that’s just bad E and too much Lemon Ruski

Schoolies Week

Schoolies Week

In Hell it’s always

Schoolies Week

Monday — Binge drinking

Tuesday — The world owes you a living

Wednesday — Everyone calls you «man»

Thursday — Every car’s a Divvy Van

Friday — One big Desperate Dateless Ball

Saturday — Sorted for Rohipnol

Sunday — Wake up with vomit breath

Back to the start again

So you better pray you haven’t been bad

Or you could wake up in a «Say No To Drugs» ad

Devil rubs his hands with glee

And in a booming voice shouts: «Fluffy Ducks are on me!»

Schoolies Week, Schoolies Week, in Hell it’s always, Schoolies Week

Schoolies Week, Schoolies Week, in Hell it’s always, Schoolies Week

Schoolies Week, Schoolies Week, in Hell it’s always, Schoolies Week

Schoolies Week, Schoolies Week, in Hell it’s always, Schoolies Week