Honk If You Love Fred Durst - TISM

God looked at the spread sheets for Christianity

«We need more than product placement on R&B CDs

Youth masses ain’t workin, cut the Pope’s budget back

Get the youth demographic thinkin' Jesus ain’t wack»

«We need a teenage pop diva, a virgin sex-kitten

Carnal knowledge innuendo immaculate conception

Start a shrinking violet bedroom wannabe S Eleven

Be bad girls be nasty and you will get to heaven.»

Jesus rocks tha' mic.

«For our next apostle we need to go for cred

Get a vegan greenie DJ with a shaven head

He can rip off some old bluesman like a real techno vandal

But tell everybody he’s unfit to tie my sandals.»

It’s time for the Messiah of Hardcore Christian Inc.

Son, reverse your baseball cap, jerk your arms like Lancelot Link

It’s born-again stone phat bitch-ass boy fantasy religion

Feed the holy moshpit Limp Bizkit communion.