Sorry 'Bout That - Allan Sherman

Sorry 'bout that

All you say is

«Sorry 'bout that.»

Yesterday you

Broke my watch and

Drank my scotch and

Used my razor

Burnt my blazer

Incidentally

Wrecked my Bentley

Then as I bled, you said

«Sorry 'bout that.»

Sorry 'bout that

You’re the fink who’s

Sorry 'bout that

Just to think you

Kicked my puppy

Starved my guppie

Smashed my Ming vase

Stole my string bass

Crushed my hat, man

Turned off Batman

Then like a snake, you spake

«Sorry 'bout that.»

Try a different melody on your ukulele

Or you’ll soon be sittin' there strummin'

«Won't You Please Come Home, Bill Bailey»

Sorry 'bout that

Pussycat, you’re

Sorry 'bout that

You’re the rat who

Trumped my ace and

Scratched my face and

Gave your sister

My transistor

Tore my vest, friend

Kissed my best friend

Then to us both, you quoth

«Sorry 'bout that.»

Fella named Lou

Had this chick, see

Somethin' like you

Just for kicks he

Mobbed her, robbed her

Shishkebabbed her

Dropped her from a

Helicopter

Gagged her, bound her

Buzzards found her

Baby, that’s where it’s at

Sorry 'bout that