Thailand - Vic Chesnutt

It’s a battle of the culinary arts\nIn that boiling land\nYou met your mate over across that river\nAnd some good old heroin\nIn Thailand\nThailand\nThailand\nThailand\nInto our lovely story, who do we insert\nBut the mighty, mighty Steve Willoughby\nHe went searching for some big Buddha in a raincoat\nBut met a wife half the size of he\nIn Thailand\nThailand\nThailand\nThailand