Universal - UK Subs

One’s got a gun, the other’s got a bigger one\nBoth have a set of rules\nOne’s got an army, the other’s got a bigger army\nBoth are led by fools\nAssholes are universal\nOne size fits all\nAssholes are universal\nUniversal asshole\nPeace is for some, war is for everyone\nJust pick up a gun\nShoot your brother, shoot your father\nIf you only had one\nAssholes are universal\nOne size fits all\nAssholes are universal\nUniversal asshole\nWe got a new frequency\nIt’s loud and clear\nA universal language\nRadio without fear\nAssholes are universal\nOne size fits all\nAssholes are universal\nUniversal asshole