Text In The City - Sandwich

Text if you’re feeling sexy

Beep if you wanna sleep

Me I’m a little hungry

Trying to count my sheep

Text if you wanna sex me

Beep if you’d rather sleep

Buzz if you wanna get drinks

Call if you wanna sleep

I’ve been trying to sleep

But to no avail

I look out the window

I see a killer whale

I’ve been trying to eat

But I could not decide

If I want some bacon

With scrambled eggs on the side

I’ve been trying to walk

But I sprained my knee

I hurt it down at the park

On a skating spree

I’ve been trying to talk

But you would never listen

If you change your mind

You’ll find me in the kitchen

Cookin'