Stairway To Heaven - Rolf Harris

Ehh…

Ha-ha-ha!

There’s an old Australian stockman — uh — rock band. Trying, but dying.

They get themselves up onto their collective elbows. Revert to their '60s

instrumentation. And they try again…

There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold

And she’s buying a stairway to heaven

Altogether now!

(And she’s buying a stairway to heaven)

Now, when she gets there she knows, if those stores are all closed

With a word she can get what she came for…

Altogther now!

(With a word she can get what sh came for…)

Ooh, and it makes me wonder!

How does it affect you blokes?

(Ooh, and it makes us wonder)

That’s it — just like that, yeah

There’s a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure

'Cos you know sometimes words have two meanings

Altogether now!

('Cos you know sometimes words have two meanings)

A lot of words have two meanings. Um, like, in this song — the word 'to buy'.

'Buying a stairway to heaven.' 'Bought'. No wait, that’s 'brought',

the other one. Oh, um… There’s lots of words, have two meanings…

In a tree by the brook, there’s a songbird who sings

Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Altogether now!

(Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven)

Misgiven? Just, uh, change instruments now. Thank you very much.

'Miss Given', ladies and gentlemen… Is it nice to have your name mentioned

in the song? Yeah, isn’t it good? Haha! Lovely lady.

Quick burst of applause for Ross there… On the free-trembler. Can I change

instruments again? Thank you.. Nearly finished. Hahaha!

There’s a lady, I’m sure that I’ve mentioned before — yeah, I did, yeah

And she’s buying a stairway to Heaven

Altogether now!

(And she’s buying a stairway to Heaven)

Ooh, makes me wonder

(Ooh, and it makes us wonder)

(Ooh, and it makes us wonder)

(It makes us wonder!)

Hahaha!