A Reverse Foreward from Patrick Stewart - Psychostick

There’s still like thirty minutes of crap on this thing

What is this? Who are you?

Why, I’m a Patrick Stewart impersonator

Hah! Another Patrick Stewart impersonator? Pish posh

Let’s hear it then

Hello there, I’m Sir Patrick Stewart esteemed actor and all-around charming

fellow

Total garbage, Patrick Stewart sounds nothing like that

You sound nothing like Sir Patrick Stewart you cretin

Oh yeah? You wanna go?

Is it fistercuffs you’re requesting?

Bring it

I’m going to make it so you’re drinking your meals through a straw

You son of a bitch, take one of these

I punch at thee

Take this you fiend

I attack with great force

Have at you

Oof, ow

Do you like it? Take it

You hit me in the place you should hit no man

Ha!

Oof, ow

A lightsaber? That’s not even from Star Trek

Do you know who I am pretending to be?

Do you even know who we are impersonating?

All too easy

You suck, other Patrick Stewart impersonator

You suck, Psychostick

Yeah, you better run

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes

Please enjoy like an entire additional thirty minutes of this nonsense

I’ve been a Patrick Impersonator

Where is my check?