That Face - Mel Brooks

LEO:

The urge to merge can rob us of our senses

The need to breed can make a man a drone

We must be on alert with our defenses

For every skirt will test testosterone

So knowing this I severed all connection

With any creature sporting silk or lace

I was firmly headed in the right direction

When suddenly I stumbled on that face

That face, that face

That dangerous face

I mustn’t be unwise

Those lips, that nose, those eyes

Could lead to my demise

That face, that face

That marvelous face

I never should begin

Those cheeks, that neck, that chin

Will surely do me in

I must be smart

And hide my heart

If she’s within a mile

If I don’t duck

I’m out of luck

She’d kill me with her smile

That face, that face

That fabulous face

It’s clear I must beware

I’m certain if I fall in love

I’m lost without a trace

But it’s worth it…

For that face

ULLA:

That face, that face

That lovable face

It melts my Swedish heart

LEO:

I’m certain if I fall in love

I’m lost without a trace…

LEO & ULLA:

But it’s worth it for…

That face