Alternative Facts - KXNG Crooked

Your boyfriend ask. «Have you been cheating?»

Give him alternative facts (Give him alternative facts)

The cops pull you over, «Sir, have you been drinking?»

Give 'em alternative facts (Give 'em alternative facts)

Your resume ain’t looking good, bro, delete it

And use alternative facts

You got a lie, you wanna keep a secret

Just use alternative facts

Now let’s go

Ay, I love alternative facts

Ay, he love alternative facts

Ay, she love alternative facts

Ay, we love alternative facts

Donald Trump’s an honorable guy

Kanye’s so modest and shy

That’s a couple alternative facts

So we can all be honest and lie

I use them all the time for my benefit

I tell true fibs, I’m not a hypocrite

So I can never be caught in a lie

Even with a women I’m solid cause I

Knew this thot Liza, excellent cockrider with a twat like a hot geyser

Gave me top in her moms Chrysler

She was hot as a bonfire

Only problem, I did not like her

So I had to lie to her

With the lies I’m nicer than Sean Spicer

So if you get caught with another dude

Your man burst into the room

And seen the brother nude

You’ve got alternative facts so what the fuck is proof?

Look him dead in the eye and tell the other truth

Your boyfriend ask «Have you been cheating?»

Give him alternative facts (Give him alternative facts)

The cops pull you over, «Sir, have you been drinking?»

Give 'em alternative facts (Give 'em alternative facts)

Your resume ain’t looking good, bro, delete it

And use alternative facts

You got a lie, you wanna keep a secret

Just use alternative facts

Now let’s go

Ay, I love alternative facts

Ay, he love alternative facts

Ay, she love alternative facts

Ay, we love alternative facts

You gotta learn to relax

You gotta learn to act like these conservatives act

Like Kellyanne Conway, she got alternative facts

She lies so well, she should learn how to rap

Cuz in this era she would murder it

Culture, I’m not concerned with it

Hip hop is alive cuz these wack rappers preserving it

That’s the kind of fact in the science class

That teaches Galileo said the earth is flat as Black Chyna’s ass

That’s alternative truth no reversing it

You got the urge to get away with false verbiage

Lies for the truth that’s what you’re tryna pass

That’s a King Mufasa tale with your lyin' ass

It’s just I’m in here dropping classics like gum bottom Reeboks

I’ve got another alternative fact before the beat stops

Raindrops, droptops

I’m glad Slaughterhouse album ain’t Detox

Your boyfriend ask «Have you been cheating?»

Give him alternative facts (Give him alternative facts)

The cops pull you over, «Sir, have you been drinking?»

Give 'em alternative facts (Give 'em alternative facts)

Your resume ain’t looking good, bro, delete it

And use alternative facts

You got a lie, you wanna keep a secret

Just use alternative facts

Now let’s go

Ay, I love alternative facts

Ay, he love alternative facts

Ay, she love alternative facts

Ay, we love alternative facts