If I Were - Kermit The Frog

If I were a poet

I would write a sonnet

It would say «I love you»

Your name would be upon it If I were a farmer

I’d give you a bunny

If I had a beehive

You would get free honey

Fa la la (many times)

If I were a baker

You could have a cruller

If I were a painter

Choose your favorite color

If I had some diamonds

I’d give you a few

Anything to show you

How much I love you

Fa la la, etc.

Did you guess my secret?

I am not a poet

Couldn’t write a sonnet

And I think you know it I am not a farmer

Can’t give you a bunny

I don’t have a beehive

Sorry 'bout the honey

Fa la la, etc.

I am not a baker

Don’t know bread from batter

And I am not a painter

And it doesn’t matter

I don’t need a present

All I have to do Is look at you to show you

How much I love you

Fa la la, etc.