Hurricane Party - Cowboy Mouth

My hurricane party got outta control\nI’m lying in the gutter eatin' tootsie rolls\nWith red ant bites all over my ass\nBeating on my buddies with a baseball bat\nWe had a little party me and my friends\nA hurricane was coming to New Orleans again\nSomebody brought scotch somebody brought beer\nI shoulda' kept the hooch and thrown’em outta here\nA friendly game a penny a hand\nSmoke a cigar act like a man\nWaintin' for the gale force winds to blow\nShuffle up the cards and let the liquor flow\nMy hurricane party got outta control\nI’m lying in the gutter eatin' tootsie rolls\nWith red ant bites all over my ass\nBeating on my buddies with a baseball bat\nSomebody’s girlfriend showed up by surprise\nWith cookies in her hands and dollar signs in her eyes\nI started dipping her cookies in scotch\nWell she won all my money and my pocket watch\nWell I passed out and I woke up\nThe house was empty and so was my cup\nFrom out on the front porch I heard them shout\nI wish they’d come in so I could throw them out\nMy hurricane party got outta control\nI’m lying in the gutter eatin' tootsie rolls\nWith red ant bites all over my ass\nBeating on my buddies with a baseball bat JTG!\nEverybody’s wrestling out in the dirt\nI laughed so hard till my stomach hurt\nThey saw me clean they heard me laugh\nThey started charging at me and I grabbed the bat\nMy hurricane party got outta control\nI’m lying in the gutter eatin' tootsie rolls\nWith red ant bites all over my ass\nBeating on my buddies with a baseball bat\nBeating on my buddies with a baseball bat\nBeating on my buddies with a baseball bat\nI used to know the way to Fenway Park!